Little Willies

Chain-Reaction Smoking

Willie hurls a sobriquet

As he smokes a cigarette.

It won't affect his DNA;

He can't afford it anyway.

Half a Man

Cyber Willie's quite a sight.

He goes clicking through the night.

The junkjyard's where he operates,

A fellow the whole town berates.

Don't Mess With Everyone

Willie's fooled with Bobo too.

He couldn't leave without his screw.

Which one couldn't leave, you say?

Ask the one who's run away.

 

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